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The final laser cannon upgrade looks awesome, but even though it looks like a wave, the wave doesn't damage enemies unless it's directly in the center of the beam. It's kinda misleading, especially considering how badass it could be.
Aside from that, great game, I wish more shooters were like this!
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We have found the Star Wars Kid of 2009.
R.I.P Michael, this is the legacy that you leave behind for the internet.
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El-Cid: Redefining the term cockslap since 2005.
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"Great premise! Critique to follow:"
While many of the jokes escaped me (I had a brief interest in ZOE - Fist of Mars, but never actually got the game), I viewed the animation from a technical standpoint.
The humor was in line with the rest of the 'Awesome-styled' flash animations, but there were multiple times where the voices did not sync properly with the animation, even when the quality was turned down. It took away from the comedic pacing, and while this animation wasn't as "OMFG EVERY JOKE IS HAPPENING SO FAST!!" as Egoraptor or Hans Van Harken, it slowed it down and even ruined the punch-line at times when the voice preceded the visual gag.
I'm running this on a Mac OS, but I'm unsure as to whether it's relevant to the audio sync.
Author's Response:
Huh...well that shoots down the "quality-lag" theory. I have no idea why it's doing that for you, but...I'm sorry man. :(
I doubt the operating system would play a part in lagging out a few parts like it has with a couple of other users...it's possible that it was just how I structured the audio-files as each line being an individual recording.
If that's the case, consider it an addition to the laundry list of mistakes that I've learned when I made this flash. lol
Thanks for the review!
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I would feel sorry for the guy with the pacemaker too, but considering the alternative perhaps he got off easier than everyone else in the city...
Anyway, great job Rob, I've been waiting four years for this and I haven't been disappointed. I can't wait to see where you take the series.
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I don't know if you know this or not, but Livecorpse is no longer with us. While I agree with your "Good Points" and "Needs Improvements", unfortunately it's been several years since his suicide and there's nothing that can be done...
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I always DID think that the Yoshi's were singing "The Assholeeeeeee!!!!".
Great collab, I think everyone's submission to this was excellent!
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My friends and I have had some pretty damn hardcore discussions about the "pokeemans." I have no idea who said what or how it became the topic, but I'm pretty sure someone nearly died when they dissed Pikachu in front of this hardcore black gangsta pokemon master (or "mastah"?). Don't really remember much after that, except that I did most of the talking when the cops showed up...
True Story. (Almost.)
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"Ugh, the voices are killing me!"
Great idea for a sprite flash, but between the 'foreign' archaeologist and the main bad guy's voices, I just couldn't continue.... Sorry, man.
Author's Response:
it's okey XD some voices have that "kind" of accent because spanish, latin and other people helped me...it sounds weird, I know..but I did my best! thanks for the good comment! ;)
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"Unlike the two posts before me, I get it."
The previous episodes make much more sense now. The more dissonant the voice, the more pleasant the sound to Salad Fingers. And it's a common fact that ravens show a habit of collecting shiny objects for whatever reason.
This is a very grotesque, yet unique story Mr. Firth, and I try to watch each episode with an open mind. I hope you continue to make more episodes!
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